{Unmentionably Cheeky} December’s Box

Umcheeky DecemberAs you know I am on a never-ending quest to find the best subscription boxes on earth. I have an over flowing underwear drawer. (It’s true I do) Plus I also have this OCD tendency that my bra and panties must: A. match or B. at least be color coordinated. If one of the fore mentioned does not occur my kung fu is thrown off and my day is just off kilter. So like I said my underwear drawer is over flowing, I like to be matchy matchy and color coordinated at all times. Even while sleeping.

You can imagine my excitement when I came across Unmentionably Cheeky for the very first time. I was thrilled and couldn’t wait for my first box to arrive. I was a bit disappointed with my November box. Don’t get me wrong the panties were high quality and very cute. The only down side was the size, Umcheeky’s size chart runs a little on the small side. I sent a quick email and received a response from customer service the same day. They apologized and updated my profile with the requested size. No, I am not going to tell you my size. A lady never tells her size.

Are you wondering “Hmmm what kind of panties did the mailman stuff in her mailbox this month?” I am so glad you asked! Let’s find out.

A very pretty all lace lavender shade panty

A very pretty all cotton with a little lace detail black panty

I am super pleased with the quality and fit of my December panties. Switching my size was the right decision and now I get to wear cute panties. It’s a win win!

I know you want to get 2 pairs of very pretty panties, here is how:
Visit http://www.umcheeky.com, double-check the size chart, select your size, order and be sure to enter code FALL13 to get the 2 pairs for $6. Congratulations, you just signed yourself up for some really great underwear! Your panty drawer is going to thank you!

{UmCheeky} November Underwear Box (Yup, we are going there!)

UmCheeky November

UmCheeky November


Your underwear drawer called…… It wants something pretty!

A girl has to be prepared and ready for anything life throws her way. So she mise well do it in pretty underwear.

Some people call it underwear, others call them drawers, under garments, pants, panties, and lingerie. No matter what you call them, they are simply “the barrier between your vagina and your jeans,” hey no one wants to be rubbed the wrong way. Then again many celebrities seem to brave it and go without their drawers. I prefer to call them underroos as in when you wear them you are certain to have a rootastic day! Then again I think its funny that my mail carrier has no idea that he is stuffing panties in my box!

All jokes aside let’s get down to the brass tax. UmCheeky is run by a husband wife team out of New York City. He is a former attorney who handles all of the customer service and she makes sure that the panties are cute. UmCheeky has a size range that will cover every booty on the planet from XS to XXL, you can’t go wrong with this brand. The price is pretty darn sweet too, right now they are running a special 2 pairs for $6 when you use code FALL13.

I placed my order on Thursday November 14th, 2013 and received a shipping confirmation on the 15th, and had my panties in my mail box on the 18th. That is super fast shipping ladies. I was super excited to see the purple envelope in my mail box and I couldn’t wait to rip it open. Once opened I found a nicely wrapped package in purple tissue paper and super soft adorable panties inside. I washed them tonight and cannot wait to wear my first pair tomorrow. I have no doubt that they will be as comfortable as they feel and that they will not ride up. No one likes panties that ride up, that is the worst thing ever, that and leggings as pants with an extremely noticeable VPL. Leggings as pants should be banned on all seven continents.

I know you want to get 2 pairs of very pretty panties, here is how:
Visit http://www.umcheeky.com, double-check the size chart, select your size, order and be sure to enter code FALL13 to get the 2 pairs for $6. Congratulations, you just signed yourself up for some really great underwear! Your panty drawer is going to thank you!

**I was not compensated for this post, opinions are my own*